Survey: All about ur mom. BE HONEST?

Have you ever opened a bathroom door on ur mom on accident?

Have you ever thought about ******* ur mom?

Do you know ur real mom?

Have you ever seen ur mom nude?

Do you live with ur mom?

Do you hate ur mom?

Do you love ur mom?

Have you ever hit ur mom?

Do you live with ur mom?

Does ur mom live with you?

How many of ur moms moms moms moms moms moms and stuff have you known?

Does ur mom have a job?

Are you working for ur mom?

Is ur mom working for you?

Are you open with ur mom?

How many questions about ur mom have you read?

Are you a mom?

Are the words ur and mom getting annoying?

Is ur mom named tom?

Is ur mom the bomb?

Is ur mom alive?

Is ur mom an alcoholic?

Is ur mom white trash?

Is ur mom the decent normal mom?

Is ur mom scared to ride the ferris wheel?

Roller coaster?

Tower of doom?

Does ur mom own a gun?

Do you live near ur mom?

Has ur mom been helpful in ur life?

Are you glad ur mom has helped you in life?

Is ur mom always right?

Does ur mom have eyes in the back of her head?

Mine does.

How many times have i said ur?

How many times have i said mom?

Including those ones.

Does ur mom own a pet?

Does ur mom donate to charity?

Is ur mom a human?

Is she one of those rock spiders from Apollo 18?

Has ur mom ever played Skyrim?

Has ur mom ever made a meme?

Do you have a meme mom?

Momception?

Momstraction?

Do those count for the ammount of times i said mom?

Did ur mom take an arrow to the knee?

Does ur mom have balls of steel?

Duke nuken does.

Does ur mom use True Citrus or RealCitrus or actuall fruit?

Is ur mom a vegetarian?

Is her power level over 9000?

Is it exactly 9000?

Is it 42?

Is ur mom on wikipedia?

Uncyclopedia?

Encyclopedia?

Thesaurus?

Dictionary?

Atlas?

lol.

Fat mom.

Shes her own state.

How many times have i said mom now?

How many times have i said ur now?

Assuming momception and momstraction count.

Assuming they dont.

Which is larger?

Which is smaller?

Whats the difference?

XKCD?

nope.

Is ur mom a... Friday mom?

is she a FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! mom?

Does ur mom knit?

Sew?

Cook?

Clean?

Can i have one?

What time is it?

It's 11:40, it was 11:20 when i started.

Did you get this far?

If you did say "Reddit"

Ill consider that when picking best answer.

Is ur mom funny?

Calm?

Have you ever pranked ur mom?

Before that b was 2666 characters.

Has she ever pranked u?

Does that U count?

If you answer all these ill be amazed.

Think it took you longer or me longer?

Now its 11:43

If that helps

Does ur mom tuck you in?

Other way?

Do her teeth come out?

In a glass of water?

Or whatever that old ppl thing is.

Does ur mom write?

Paint?

Write poetry?

Has she ever sold something?

Been on tv?

Sold something outside fo a garage sale?

Not like an old car.

Like invented something?

Like a Shamoo.

I mean SHAMwow?

Did u know mom upsidedown is wow?

If ur mom does a headstand, then its WOW.

Cool huh?

I said huh not eh.

I must be american, Eh?

Well im not.

I came from my mom.

Not one of those silly Country things.

Are you a communist?

Ruskies are.

They're moms drink vodka.

In their cereal.

I was gonan stop a few thousand characters back.

Less than 1800 left.

To be exact, that period marks 1740 left--%26gt;.

Has ur mom ever used this site?

Will you forward this to ur mom?

Just cuz?

Plz?

Isn't it pathetic how RayWilliamJohnson Begged for subs on The lonley Island's page?

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

Pathetic.

Watch viral video School instead.

lol

Does ur mom curse?

INFOMANIA

thursday

i think

30 mins

i think

CURRENT TV

i know!!

lets add some more urs and mom.

ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom?

yes

no

If you play minecraft, youll fine yourself with a "t" at the begennign of every sentance you write.

Anywhere.

As long as its typed

Has ur mom ever eaten buffalo?

i have

it was kidna soggy

tTry it sometime

tI had a burger

tWith cheddar on it

tnummy.

tlol

tlol

tlol

tlol

Very pathetic Ray.

Martians are gay

tlike u

no not u

the beggar

ton skyrim

tin Markarth

tThe city of stone

tBlood and silver are what run through markarth.......

lol

lol

tlol

lol

tttttt

lol

How many T's have i made?

i bet its like 1 jillion.

Does ur mom watch futurama?

do u?

is ur mom single?

i know i am

;D

TL;DR?

same here, i didnt correct my spelling

tlol

tlol

tlol

tlol

ttldr

tlol

pathetic

jay..

tI mean ray

Speaking of TI

tisnt he in jail?

tor something?

im not even doing it on purpose now

tlol

that was tho

back to ur mom..

is ur mom tall

tshort?

ttall?

tlol

tlol

tlol

tlol

no

Tlol

This is my epic poem

of questions

so epic survey

of moms.

tlol

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tlol

t it

tit is

it is

tit is

it is

does it censor when i put a t in front of it?

tlol

69 misspelled words

lol

does ur mom 69?

i mean is she 69?

100 left from nowwwwwW

Well we're done now... this was fun, its been almosSurvey: All about ur mom. BE HONEST?
Aww f'uck no.
Not cool, man. You sound like a really insensitive prick.

Edit: I did read the first ten lines. In fact, I read the whole thing. Then I saw "does ur mom 69?" and I thought "ugh, typical." Then I read "Hahaha, she died. im glad" and thought "wow what an *sshole."Survey: All about ur mom. BE HONEST?
My mom died when I was nine years old.

This is really immature and stupid, to be honest.
Not cool, dude.