Did you know that the economy is so bad that...?

got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.



I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"



CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



My ATM gave me an IOU!



A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.



I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.



I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.



McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.



Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!



A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .



Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



A picture is now only worth 200 words.



They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."



When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.



The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.



Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!Did you know that the economy is so bad that...?
I am a Latter-day Saint, and I almost busted a gut trying to keep from laughing too loud (it's late at night here.) If these are original with you, please become a professional comedian.



We don't practice polygamy, but I understand how we have the social stigma of it -- all of the onus and none of the bonus, I guess.
Oh snap XD Those are hilarious!



Encore! Encore!Did you know that the economy is so bad that...?
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D I laughed so hard at all of these.
Good jokes!
The funniest were joke 3, 5, and 14
Enjoyed your very funny gags, here is some of mine.



In Japan, the Origami Bank has folded, The Sumo Bank has gone belly up %26amp; The Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches!



My bank manager is extremely optimistic......he ironed five shirts on Sunday



Q. Whats the difference between an investment banker %26amp; a Trafalgar Square pigeon?

A. a Trafalgar Square pigeon can still leave a deposit on a BMW!



Even my local dog food factory has closed, they had to call in the retrievers!



I'm getting back on my feet now..........my cars has been repossessed!