What you thinks of my joke about the economy?

HILARIOUS!!!



The economy is so bad that...



I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child"

commercials!



I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can

you afford fries with that?"



CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



My ATM gave me an IOU!



A stripper was showered with rolls of pennies while she danced.



I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them

and ask if they meant you or them.



McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.



Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

names.



My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they

re-possessed her!



A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.



Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



A picture is now only worth 200 words.



They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."



When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.



The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.



Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Great! The

guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who

made $1.5 Trillion disappear!



And, finally...



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my

savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide

Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was

suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.



If you likes it star it.What you thinks of my joke about the economy?
Any Mormon who is found to have more than one wife is excommunicated. So you might want to take out the sentence where polygamy and Mormon are in the same sentence.

In a World filled with mistresses, and Mormons are not part of any of that, and when Mormons are excommunicated for anything like that, your joke about Mormons, shows more ignorance than humor.

So keep working on your jokes. The more you do anything the better you get.

Humor should be insightful, rather than propagandist, in nature.

Otherwise, generally speaking, the jokes were very funny.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

names.

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lol, thats saddd=(What you thinks of my joke about the economy?
Those are about as funny as the state of our economy.
Ha!
You were doing well up until the last one. Wrong audience, we are not ignorants who think Achmed the dead terrorist is a funny act. The one bit I watched of it, I could not figure out what the audience was laughing at given it is not a subject you can make into humor. There is simply nothing funny about it.