Fan's Quest for Stars: Fun Chuck Norris "Facts"?

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Chuck's Favorites: (Picked by Chuck Norris himself)



When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.



There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.



Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.



Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.



There is no chin behind Chuck Norris鈥?beard. There is only another fist.



When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn鈥檛 lifting himself up, he鈥檚 pushing the Earth down.



Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.



Chuck Norris鈥?hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.



Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.



Chuck Norris doesn鈥檛 wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.



Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.



Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost



Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.



Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.





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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.



Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.



In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.





Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.



The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.



It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.





The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.



There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.



James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.



Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.



Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.



If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.



Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.Fan's Quest for Stars: Fun Chuck Norris "Facts"?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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