The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child"
commercials!
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
My ATM gave me an IOU!
A stripper was showered with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Great! The
guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who
made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
If you like it star it.Here is a joke, what you says?
Some are better than others. There's potential here.
These jokes look familiar. Repost???
Haven't you ever heard, a joke is only funny the first time you tell it???
Something to consider, while you work on your jokes...Here is a joke, what you says?
Awful
noobin'
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